1 00:00:02,709 --> 00:00:07,839 In five, four, three, two-- Hey, if you're looking 2 00:00:07,909 --> 00:00:11,249 at your computer screen right now-- and you see Carly and me-- 3 00:00:11,309 --> 00:00:13,879 --then, congratulations-- --You're watching "iCarly." 4 00:00:13,949 --> 00:00:16,019 However-- if you're looking into your toilet bowl right now-- 5 00:00:16,089 --> 00:00:18,519 --and you see a live monkey speaking Spanish-- 6 00:00:18,589 --> 00:00:20,019 --you're hallucinating. 7 00:00:20,089 --> 00:00:20,419 Oh. 8 00:00:20,489 --> 00:00:24,729 Oh. 9 00:00:24,789 --> 00:00:25,029 Okay. 10 00:00:25,089 --> 00:00:27,229 Lately, we've been getting some comments here at iCarly.com-- 11 00:00:27,299 --> 00:00:29,159 saying we should use the power of "iCarly" to talk 12 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,929 about some serious issues. 13 00:00:30,999 --> 00:00:32,999 So here to discuss the importance of recycling-- 14 00:00:33,069 --> 00:00:34,799 say hello to the tallest guy who lives in Carly's 15 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:37,309 apartment building, Dave. 16 00:00:37,369 --> 00:00:39,269 [Cheering] 17 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:40,169 Yeah. 18 00:00:40,239 --> 00:00:40,779 So, Dave. 19 00:00:40,839 --> 00:00:41,639 Yeah? 20 00:00:41,639 --> 00:00:42,439 You're pretty tall. 21 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:43,409 That's right. 22 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:45,949 And do you feel that recycling is important? 23 00:00:46,009 --> 00:00:47,119 Sure. 24 00:00:47,179 --> 00:00:48,049 Well, there you have it. 25 00:00:48,119 --> 00:00:50,449 Recycling is important. 26 00:00:50,519 --> 00:00:50,889 Bye, Dave. 27 00:00:50,949 --> 00:00:51,849 See ya. 28 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:52,919 Bye. 29 00:00:52,989 --> 00:00:53,719 He petted our heads. 30 00:00:53,789 --> 00:00:55,819 We love that. 31 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,859 Okay. Next Sam and I have a little surprise for you guys. 32 00:00:57,929 --> 00:01:02,729 It's one of the most popular things we do here at "iCarly." 33 00:01:02,799 --> 00:01:05,529 [Cheering] 34 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,499 Okay, Freddie, switch to your little tripod camera 35 00:01:07,569 --> 00:01:09,699 and come tell the people how it's gonna work. 36 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:13,139 Switchin' to the b-cam. 37 00:01:13,209 --> 00:01:14,779 Hey, it's me, Freddie. 38 00:01:14,839 --> 00:01:15,309 They don't care. 39 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,579 Just tell 'em the bit. 40 00:01:17,649 --> 00:01:19,479 Well, a couple of my friends in the a-v club 41 00:01:19,549 --> 00:01:23,319 figured out how to rig a muffin basket with a confetti cannon. 42 00:01:27,289 --> 00:01:29,259 It's sad. 43 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:31,229 But, lucky for us, Freddie and his a-v friends-- 44 00:01:31,289 --> 00:01:35,629 I call them "dorks"-- --were able to figure it all out. 45 00:01:35,699 --> 00:01:37,569 Please enjoy this demonstration that I shot of the muffin basket 46 00:01:37,629 --> 00:01:40,129 with Carly's brother Spencer. 47 00:01:40,199 --> 00:01:42,299 Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, do. 48 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,069 Oh, look, a muffin basket. 49 00:01:44,139 --> 00:01:45,639 What a surprise. 50 00:01:45,709 --> 00:01:48,679 Well, I'm sure there's nothing unusual about these muffins, 51 00:01:48,739 --> 00:01:54,779 so I'll just have one. 52 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:56,979 Oh, no. 53 00:01:57,049 --> 00:02:00,249 I wasn't expecting that. 54 00:02:00,319 --> 00:02:01,559 And that's how it works. 55 00:02:01,619 --> 00:02:03,219 You see, the confetti blast is powered by a small, 56 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,959 pressurized air canister, which propels-- knock-knock. 57 00:02:06,029 --> 00:02:06,429 Who's there? 58 00:02:06,499 --> 00:02:09,029 Not you. 59 00:02:09,099 --> 00:02:09,499 Okay. 60 00:02:09,569 --> 00:02:11,299 And now it's time to mess with Lewbert. 61 00:02:11,369 --> 00:02:13,329 He's gonna be so freaked out-- and you get 62 00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:14,899 to see it happen live. 63 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:15,399 Ready, Freddie? 64 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:19,469 Goin' live to the Lewbert cam. 65 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,379 There he is, downstairs in the lobby. 66 00:02:21,439 --> 00:02:24,149 The meanest, nastiest doorman in Seattle. 67 00:02:24,209 --> 00:02:25,649 Cleaning his fingernails with a fork. 68 00:02:25,709 --> 00:02:28,719 Poor fork. 69 00:02:28,779 --> 00:02:30,949 And now, I'll use this walkie-talkie to call our friend, mark, 70 00:02:31,019 --> 00:02:32,589 who's waiting right outside the lobby. 71 00:02:32,649 --> 00:02:36,219 Mark's a senior. 72 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,489 Bring in the muffin basket. 73 00:02:37,559 --> 00:02:41,059 Copy that. 74 00:02:41,129 --> 00:02:41,759 What? 75 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,959 Hey, who's this for? 76 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:46,369 Hey. Hey. Hey. 77 00:02:46,439 --> 00:02:48,969 Fudge bag. 78 00:02:49,039 --> 00:02:50,969 The muffin basket is in place. 79 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:52,239 Muffins? 80 00:02:52,309 --> 00:02:55,779 Well, don't mind if I do. 81 00:02:55,839 --> 00:02:58,649 And now, time for a confetti surprise. 82 00:02:58,709 --> 00:03:00,309 Hit it. 83 00:03:00,379 --> 00:03:01,979 Ah. 84 00:03:08,659 --> 00:03:10,629 We're gonna go make sure he's okay. 85 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:14,029 So, until we're back-- --please enjoy this video of a bunny 86 00:03:14,099 --> 00:03:14,799 eating peanut butter. 87 00:03:14,859 --> 00:03:17,229 Freddie, cue the bunny video. 88 00:03:17,299 --> 00:03:20,429 Okay. 89 00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:24,569 [Music] 90 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:30,979 In five, four, three, two-- [Music] 91 00:03:31,049 --> 00:03:33,209 I know, you see 92 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,319 somehow the world 93 00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:35,619 will change for me 94 00:03:35,679 --> 00:03:40,119 and be so wonderful 95 00:03:40,189 --> 00:03:42,519 live life, breathe air 96 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:43,459 I know somehow 97 00:03:43,529 --> 00:03:44,729 we're gonna get there 98 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:49,559 and feel so wonderful 99 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:53,299 it's all for real 100 00:03:53,369 --> 00:03:53,939 I'm telling you 101 00:03:53,999 --> 00:03:55,599 just how I feel 102 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,409 so wake up the members 103 00:03:57,469 --> 00:03:59,309 of my nation 104 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:01,079 it's your time to be 105 00:04:01,139 --> 00:04:02,039 there's no chance 106 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:03,979 unless you take one 107 00:04:04,049 --> 00:04:04,949 every time 108 00:04:05,009 --> 00:04:06,909 just see the brighter side 109 00:04:06,979 --> 00:04:09,979 of every situation 110 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,489 some things are meant to be 111 00:04:11,549 --> 00:04:12,649 so give it your best 112 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,189 and leave the rest to me 113 00:04:15,259 --> 00:04:17,429 leave it all to me 114 00:04:17,489 --> 00:04:19,629 leave it all to me 115 00:04:19,699 --> 00:04:22,699 just leave it all to me 116 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:38,009 Oh my God. 117 00:04:38,079 --> 00:04:38,709 What happened? 118 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,109 Nothing. 119 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,919 No one can prove anything. 120 00:04:41,979 --> 00:04:43,749 Our muffin basket exploded. 121 00:04:43,819 --> 00:04:45,019 And Lewbert got knocked out. 122 00:04:45,089 --> 00:04:45,449 Here, move. 123 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,559 Let me see if I can get him to come to. 124 00:04:47,619 --> 00:04:48,859 Lewbert. 125 00:04:48,919 --> 00:04:50,859 Hey, Lewbert. 126 00:04:50,929 --> 00:04:52,659 Talk to me, Lewb. 127 00:04:52,729 --> 00:04:56,259 Can you speak? Lewbert. 128 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:59,769 Aauggh! 129 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:02,399 Uh-oh. His wart. 130 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,539 What about his wart? 131 00:05:03,609 --> 00:05:04,869 Where is it? 132 00:05:04,939 --> 00:05:06,409 Whoa, it's gone. 133 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:06,969 Oh, man. 134 00:05:07,039 --> 00:05:12,249 We blew his wart off. 135 00:05:12,309 --> 00:05:13,609 How'd this happen? 136 00:05:13,679 --> 00:05:16,749 Well, we were filming our Web show and-- he fell. 137 00:05:16,819 --> 00:05:18,289 He just fell right down. 138 00:05:18,349 --> 00:05:20,489 Clumsy Lewbert. 139 00:05:20,559 --> 00:05:23,159 He fell, but what happened-- this is no time for questions. 140 00:05:23,229 --> 00:05:25,159 Just fix him. 141 00:05:25,229 --> 00:05:27,529 Aauggh! 142 00:05:27,599 --> 00:05:28,329 How is he? 143 00:05:28,399 --> 00:05:31,229 He might have some broken bones, possibly a concussion. 144 00:05:31,299 --> 00:05:35,539 And I'm no dentist, but I think he might have gum disease. 145 00:05:35,599 --> 00:05:38,939 Hey, let's get him up on the gurney. 146 00:05:39,009 --> 00:05:41,779 Big guy. 147 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:43,439 Ah. 148 00:05:47,419 --> 00:05:49,719 Wait. My wart. 149 00:05:49,789 --> 00:05:51,049 Where's my wart? 150 00:05:51,119 --> 00:05:52,149 Aaaaah! 151 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:52,919 What? 152 00:05:52,989 --> 00:05:54,119 It's on your shoe. 153 00:05:54,189 --> 00:05:55,319 Oh. 154 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:56,719 Aaaaah! 155 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:58,859 I want my wart. 156 00:05:58,929 --> 00:06:00,129 He wants his wart. 157 00:06:00,199 --> 00:06:01,129 Hold still. Hold still. 158 00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:04,129 I'll get it. 159 00:06:04,199 --> 00:06:07,129 Oh. Here. 160 00:06:07,199 --> 00:06:08,699 Thanks. 161 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,039 We better get this wart on ice. 162 00:06:10,109 --> 00:06:14,609 Right. 163 00:06:14,679 --> 00:06:16,779 We'll get your shoe back as soon-- keep it. 164 00:06:16,849 --> 00:06:20,979 [Music] 165 00:06:21,049 --> 00:06:22,479 Right. 166 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,519 Yeah, my brother told me he talked to you. 167 00:06:24,589 --> 00:06:27,489 Thank you so much for calling. 168 00:06:27,559 --> 00:06:29,259 Lewbert's gonna be okay. 169 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:33,189 Well, not okay but at least back to the way he was before. 170 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:34,059 Good. 171 00:06:34,129 --> 00:06:34,429 Yeah. 172 00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:36,399 We could have been in so much trouble. 173 00:06:36,469 --> 00:06:39,229 Can you ever think about anyone but yourself? 174 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:42,399 I can, but I choose not to. 175 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:43,769 Carly, come look at this. 176 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:44,369 What? 177 00:06:44,439 --> 00:06:45,469 It's the video of the explosion. 178 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,409 And when you go slow-motion, you can totally see 179 00:06:47,479 --> 00:06:49,509 Lewbert's wart fly right off his face. 180 00:06:49,579 --> 00:06:51,009 Eww, that's disgusting. 181 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:51,549 You wanna see it? 182 00:06:51,609 --> 00:06:54,049 Full screen, please. 183 00:06:54,119 --> 00:06:56,919 Whoa. Oh. 184 00:06:56,989 --> 00:06:57,649 Uh-oh. 185 00:06:57,719 --> 00:06:59,949 What up, giblets? 186 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:00,349 Oh. 187 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:01,759 Is that Lewbert's doorman jacket? 188 00:07:01,819 --> 00:07:02,119 Yeah. 189 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:04,659 It's cute, right? 190 00:07:04,729 --> 00:07:05,759 Uh. 191 00:07:05,829 --> 00:07:06,329 Well. 192 00:07:06,389 --> 00:07:09,259 See, I volunteered to cover the front desk while he's laid up. 193 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,869 The doctor says he's gonna need to stay in bed 194 00:07:10,929 --> 00:07:11,969 for a least a week. 195 00:07:12,029 --> 00:07:14,339 Oh. I feel terrible. 196 00:07:14,399 --> 00:07:16,399 You know we didn't mean to hurt him. 197 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:18,609 We just wanted to scare him enough to make him pee a little. 198 00:07:18,669 --> 00:07:19,309 Yeah. 199 00:07:19,369 --> 00:07:20,879 I know you didn't mean to blow him up. 200 00:07:20,939 --> 00:07:23,679 But since you did, I want you guys to check in on him, 201 00:07:23,749 --> 00:07:24,879 like three or four times a day. 202 00:07:24,949 --> 00:07:27,279 Get him anything he needs till he's back on his feet. 203 00:07:27,349 --> 00:07:29,279 Helping take care of the man is the least we can do. 204 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:30,149 No kidding. 205 00:07:30,219 --> 00:07:30,619 Oh. 206 00:07:30,689 --> 00:07:31,049 All right. 207 00:07:31,119 --> 00:07:32,019 I got to get going. 208 00:07:32,089 --> 00:07:33,619 Do you want me to bring you lunch later? 209 00:07:33,689 --> 00:07:33,919 No. 210 00:07:33,989 --> 00:07:44,829 I got ribs left over from last night. 211 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:45,999 You ate my ribs? 212 00:07:46,069 --> 00:07:48,869 I made the bones into a necklace. 213 00:07:48,939 --> 00:07:50,539 [Music] 214 00:08:02,179 --> 00:08:03,949 Hi, Lewbert. 215 00:08:04,019 --> 00:08:08,889 We just came down-- get out. 216 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:09,559 Okay, bye. 217 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:13,529 Wait. 218 00:08:13,599 --> 00:08:15,299 We brought you some food. 219 00:08:15,359 --> 00:08:16,099 I don't eat nothin' 220 00:08:16,159 --> 00:08:18,869 'less it's dead. 221 00:08:18,929 --> 00:08:22,239 Okay, I guess that's better than the other way around. 222 00:08:22,299 --> 00:08:25,509 Oh, and, um, we got you these flowers. 223 00:08:25,569 --> 00:08:28,639 Oh, hey, what'd you spend on these, 7.95? 224 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:33,249 Whoopty-doo. 225 00:08:33,319 --> 00:08:35,249 I see they reattached your wart. 226 00:08:35,319 --> 00:08:36,149 Yeah. 227 00:08:36,219 --> 00:08:38,289 Well, I don't want any of you touchin' it. 228 00:08:38,349 --> 00:08:38,719 No problem. 229 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:39,049 Eww. 230 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,119 We won't. 231 00:08:41,189 --> 00:08:45,789 Well, if there's nothing else you need-- fluff my pillow. 232 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,929 Oh, sure. 233 00:08:47,999 --> 00:08:50,599 Here, let me help you sit-- ah. I can sit up. 234 00:08:50,669 --> 00:08:52,669 Just fluff. 235 00:08:59,069 --> 00:09:00,039 There. 236 00:09:00,109 --> 00:09:00,909 How's that? 237 00:09:00,979 --> 00:09:02,239 Feed my lizard. 238 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:02,679 Huh? 239 00:09:02,739 --> 00:09:03,009 What? 240 00:09:03,079 --> 00:09:03,809 Huh? 241 00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:04,779 My lizard. 242 00:09:04,849 --> 00:09:07,449 Feed him some bugs. 243 00:09:16,419 --> 00:09:17,689 Where do I get the bugs? 244 00:09:17,759 --> 00:09:21,059 I usually just catch 'em in the corner over there. 245 00:09:21,129 --> 00:09:22,959 If you put some honey in the palm of your hand, 246 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:26,329 they'll crawl right up on you. 247 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,399 Where do I get the honey? 248 00:09:27,469 --> 00:09:29,139 Man, I got to do everything? 249 00:09:29,199 --> 00:09:30,039 Okay, calm down. 250 00:09:30,109 --> 00:09:31,509 He'll get some bugs for your lizard. 251 00:09:31,569 --> 00:09:33,069 Anything else you need? 252 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,679 Yeah. My foot itches. 253 00:09:34,739 --> 00:09:36,739 Here's a fork. 254 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:59,329 Oh, yeah, ah. 255 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:03,369 Harder. 256 00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:05,039 [Music] 257 00:10:18,889 --> 00:10:20,119 [Ding] 258 00:10:20,189 --> 00:10:21,919 Sweet. 259 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,589 Oh. 260 00:10:29,699 --> 00:10:31,629 Hello, Spencer. 261 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,799 Have you heard how Lewbert's feeling? 262 00:10:33,869 --> 00:10:35,139 Yeah, he's doing okay. 263 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:36,939 I've got the kids keeping an eye on him. 264 00:10:37,009 --> 00:10:38,939 Oh, I think it's very nice of you to cover for Lewbert 265 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:41,039 till he's feeling better. 266 00:10:41,109 --> 00:10:44,279 Why is the counter wet and sticky? 267 00:10:44,349 --> 00:10:48,219 Oh, well, I have-- "wet and sticky is very icky. 268 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:52,319 "Sticky and wet makes mommy upset." 269 00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:55,519 I don't know how to respond to that. 270 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,689 Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, come back. 271 00:10:57,759 --> 00:10:58,489 What is that? 272 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:00,029 Oh, it's an old Cb radio. 273 00:11:00,099 --> 00:11:02,029 I found it back there with Lewbert's stuff. 274 00:11:02,099 --> 00:11:03,829 I just plugged it in, it works great. 275 00:11:03,899 --> 00:11:06,599 A Cb radio, like the kind that truck drivers use 276 00:11:06,669 --> 00:11:07,899 to talk to each other? 277 00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:09,039 Yeah, you wanna try it? 278 00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:09,339 No. 279 00:11:09,399 --> 00:11:10,369 Oh, come on, it's really fun. 280 00:11:10,439 --> 00:11:18,949 All you do is- I don't like wireless transceivers. 281 00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:23,019 Hello, all you truckers out there, this is the doorman, 282 00:11:23,079 --> 00:11:25,189 looking for someone to jaw with. 283 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,819 Hey, hey, hey there, doorman. 284 00:11:26,889 --> 00:11:27,919 You got rockin' Rodney on this end. 285 00:11:27,989 --> 00:11:29,519 Come on back. 286 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,989 Hey there, rockin' Rodney. 287 00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:37,999 I'm new to the CB radio world and I was just-- how? 288 00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:42,099 [Music] 289 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:43,669 Okay. 290 00:11:43,739 --> 00:11:47,339 Your place is all clean-- Er. 291 00:11:47,409 --> 00:11:50,409 I want some tomato juice. 292 00:11:50,479 --> 00:11:51,509 Hey. 293 00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:53,609 We've done everything you've asked us the past five days. 294 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,349 You might try saying "thanks" once. 295 00:11:55,419 --> 00:11:57,649 You didn't install an air conditioner. 296 00:11:57,719 --> 00:11:59,519 We don't have enough money to buy you an air conditioner. 297 00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:01,959 You're just lucky Freddie's putting up that ceiling fan for you. 298 00:12:02,019 --> 00:12:05,429 I'd feel lucky if I were drinking some tomato juice. 299 00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:07,159 I'll get you some tomato juice. 300 00:12:07,229 --> 00:12:10,459 Hallelujah. 301 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:13,669 Sam, hand me my needle-nose pliers. 302 00:12:13,729 --> 00:12:15,269 Here you go. 303 00:12:15,339 --> 00:12:17,039 This ain't tomato juice. 304 00:12:17,099 --> 00:12:18,969 Then what is it? 305 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,439 Nothin'. 306 00:12:21,509 --> 00:12:25,549 I got to get some rest. 307 00:12:25,609 --> 00:12:28,149 Okay. 308 00:12:28,219 --> 00:12:30,279 Here's the remote that controls the fan. 309 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:31,689 Yeah. 310 00:12:31,749 --> 00:12:33,289 Come on, let's get out of here. 311 00:12:33,349 --> 00:12:35,259 Just call us if you need anything else. 312 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,989 I'm hot. 313 00:12:37,059 --> 00:12:38,529 So turn on the fan. 314 00:12:38,589 --> 00:12:39,329 What button? 315 00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:40,259 The green one. 316 00:12:40,329 --> 00:12:55,079 I'm pressing the green one and nothing happens-- arrrrrr. 317 00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:57,779 Bring him in. 318 00:12:57,839 --> 00:13:00,409 Oh, easy. Easy. 319 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:01,249 We're almost there. 320 00:13:01,309 --> 00:13:01,979 Just a couple more steps. 321 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:02,649 All right. 322 00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:05,179 Support my left side. 323 00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:06,889 I am trying. 324 00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:08,389 Mom, mom, I need you to go around. 325 00:13:08,449 --> 00:13:08,719 Here. 326 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,789 And get him down from there. 327 00:13:10,859 --> 00:13:15,259 Why are you so short? 328 00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:20,169 This place is disgusting. 329 00:13:20,229 --> 00:13:22,169 Welcome back from the hospital. 330 00:13:22,239 --> 00:13:28,000 Don't you mean welcome back from the hospital again? 331 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,330 Come on. 332 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,300 We didn't mean to drop a ceiling fan on you. 333 00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:31,930 I thought the brackets were secure. 334 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Oh, you thought. 335 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:34,600 Well, maybe you should have checked twice. Oh, yeah. 336 00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:35,940 Yeah, we thought we've checked it twice. 337 00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,110 We got a wire up-- you--wait. 338 00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:37,870 --On top of you. 339 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:38,370 Hey, hey, hey. 340 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:42,510 Would you children please stop upsetting this injured man. 341 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:46,680 Move away. Shoo. 342 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,450 Oh, you poor thing. 343 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,950 You look awful. 344 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,590 He looked awful before the accident. 345 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:53,990 Sam. 346 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:56,090 I feel worse than I look. 347 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,890 Well, that's because your leg isn't properly elevated. 348 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,000 Oh, no, no, no, no. 349 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:04,700 Ohh. 350 00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:06,270 Thank you, Mrs. Benson. 351 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:08,440 Oh, please, call me Marissa. 352 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,300 Marissa. 353 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:09,810 Mm-hmm. 354 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:10,870 That's a pretty name. 355 00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:12,640 Oh, thank you. 356 00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:13,840 It's French. 357 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:15,140 It means honeysuckle. 358 00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:19,720 Oh, I like honeysuckle. 359 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:21,550 Look, why don't you kids run along. 360 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,020 I'll look after Lewbert. 361 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:28,760 Oh, are you sure 'cause we-- bye. 362 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,730 Don't you think we should stay and help? 363 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:33,130 Marissa, I was wondering. 364 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,060 Would you mind shaving my back? 365 00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:38,230 Oh, I would be delighted to shave your back. 366 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,400 Oh. 367 00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:40,670 Well, bye. 368 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:44,740 [Music] 369 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,810 Breaker, breaker, this is the doorman, looking for some 370 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,440 Cb convo-sation. 371 00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:51,680 Anybody out there pickin' up what I'm puttin' out, come on back. 372 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,120 Hey there, doorman. 373 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,680 You got porkchop on this end. 374 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:55,650 Come on. 375 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,090 Well, hey there, porkchop. 376 00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:58,150 How you doin'? 377 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,890 Doin' just fine. 378 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,190 Are you a trucker? 379 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:03,090 One second. 380 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,130 Hey, hey, listen. 381 00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,530 You're really not supposed to do that here in the lobby, okay? 382 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,200 Thanks. 383 00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:12,430 Sorry there, porkchop. 384 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,440 Anyway, no, I'm not a trucker but here's a joke for you. 385 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:19,470 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? 386 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:20,940 Man, I don't know. 387 00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:22,110 Come on. 388 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:31,790 Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup. 389 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,390 Thank you. 390 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:36,630 Hey, kid, seriously, you can't do that in here. 391 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:37,830 Take it outside, okay? 392 00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,590 Make me. 393 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:40,260 Hey. 394 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:45,400 Look, doorman, this channel is for truckers only so get off. 395 00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:48,740 No. This is a free country and I can talk on here all I wanna. 396 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,810 Boy, you don't wanna mess with the porkchop. 397 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:51,570 Quit that. 398 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:52,470 What if I don't? 399 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:53,340 Hey, hey. 400 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,610 What's goin' on? 401 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,980 Is he your son? 402 00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:56,550 Yeah. 403 00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,680 Well, he's been playing racquetball in here 404 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,950 even though I keep telling him to knock it off. 405 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:01,950 That's it. 406 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:02,850 You're grounded. 407 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,220 Yeah. 408 00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:04,690 Hey, hey. 409 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,190 Hey, get off of me. 410 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:06,720 Get him off. 411 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:10,290 Get him off of me. 412 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,790 I'll get you. 413 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:14,760 Have fun locked in your room. 414 00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:18,900 [Music] 415 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:20,100 Morning, girls. 416 00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:22,000 Check me out. 417 00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,070 What? 418 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,910 No belt. 419 00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:27,780 And look--open-toed shoes. 420 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,310 Wow, you're an animal. 421 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:30,680 Yeah. 422 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,080 I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt 423 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,280 and never lets you wear open-toed shoes. 424 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,020 Yeah, but since she's been takin' care of Lewbert, 425 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,390 I can pretty much do whatever I want. 426 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:42,260 Last night, I slept with my socks on. 427 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:43,360 So? 428 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:46,330 Just my socks. 429 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:52,300 Oh. Uhh. Augh. 430 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,070 Okay, but doesn't it bug you that your mom and Lewbert 431 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,600 are practically dating? 432 00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:56,610 They're not dating. 433 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:58,410 She's just being a good nurse. 434 00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:00,380 Oh, wake up and smell the boyfriend, Benson. 435 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,680 She's with him all the time. 436 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:03,850 I bet they've kissed. 437 00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:05,050 They have not. 438 00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:07,050 If his mom marries Lewbert, does that mean Freddie 439 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,820 will have to kiss his wart good night? 440 00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:13,220 My mom will never marry Lewbert. 441 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:13,860 Okay. 442 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,690 Whatever you say. 443 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:22,230 Hey, you know, your mom was right, you really should wear a belt. 444 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:22,560 Why? 445 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:25,500 So people can't do this. 446 00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:30,570 [Laughter] 447 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,240 Thanks. 448 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:36,750 Hey, hey, this is the doorman. 449 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,280 Who's out there in Cb radio land? 450 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,980 Come on back to me. 451 00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:43,190 Hey, you got the sledgehammer, come back. 452 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,490 Okay, mister sledgehammer, what do you get when you cross 453 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,220 a rooster with a small dog? 454 00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:49,160 Huh? 455 00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:52,890 A cocka-poodle-doo. 456 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,560 Look, buddy, this channel ain't no place for comedians. 457 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:57,300 Is too. 458 00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:59,030 Hey, sledgehammer, I think you're talkin' 459 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,100 to the same old boy that was gettin' on my nerves the other day. 460 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,710 Oh, porkchop. 461 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:06,880 So nice to hear your voice again. 462 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,380 Hey, what you been doin'? 463 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:12,710 Diggin' bugs outta your wife's ear? 464 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,280 That tears it. 465 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:14,680 Where are you? 466 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:15,850 You'll never find out. 467 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,520 You better hope we don't. 468 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:20,790 Hey, porkchop and sledgehammer, if you guys ever get married, 469 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:26,500 will your last name be sledgechop or porkhammer? 470 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,600 [Phone rings] 471 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:28,230 Oops. 472 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,270 The doorman will be right back. 473 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:34,770 [Phone ringing] 474 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,840 Hey, sledgehammer and porkchop, if you wanna find the doorman, 475 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,540 he works in an apartment building on the West Side 476 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:40,380 of Kennedy square. 477 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,810 Chuck, put that down. 478 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,650 Yes, daddy. 479 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:48,420 [Music] 480 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,820 You know, this is the best food I've had 481 00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:52,850 since I was in the hospital. 482 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,790 Oh, thank you, Lewbert. 483 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,460 More fish loaf? 484 00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:59,900 Well, I was kinda hopin' 485 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:04,400 we could maybe get right to dessert? 486 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:06,940 But I didn't make any dessert. 487 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,140 I don't know. 488 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:13,740 I'm lookin' at something pretty sweet. 489 00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:19,410 Oh, Lewb. 490 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,820 To us. 491 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,480 [Music] 492 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:32,260 Put the bows down. 493 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:32,960 What's up? 494 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,130 Why do we have to-- you guys were right. 495 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:34,700 You were right, okay? 496 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,300 My mom--she likes Lewbert. 497 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:39,940 Duuuh! 498 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,400 Oh, well, maybe she-- no jokes, Puckett. 499 00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:45,940 This is serious chizz. 500 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,640 Okay, calm down. 501 00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:49,610 I can't. 502 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,810 How can I calm down when there's a possibility that Lewbert 503 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:56,080 could become my daddy? 504 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:58,590 Dude, we can fix this chizz. 505 00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:00,020 How? 506 00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:01,420 Okay, think. 507 00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:02,920 What's the most important thing in the world to your mom? 508 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:06,390 Um, I don't know. Soap? 509 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,730 You. 510 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,660 You're her whole world. 511 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:09,430 Was. 512 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,870 Now she's spending every minute she can with Lewbert. 513 00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:14,070 Yes, because he got hurt which brought out 514 00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:15,700 her motherly instincts. 515 00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:16,740 So? 516 00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:23,780 So what if you got hurt? 517 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:26,050 Yeah. 518 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,580 What? 519 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:32,250 [Music] 520 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,060 And I wrote down all your phone messages in here, 521 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,690 which I organized into three piles. 522 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:40,600 From your mother, death threats, and death threats 523 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:43,230 from your mother. 524 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,670 And here are your keys. 525 00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:47,770 What's my Cb radio doin' there? 526 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:54,680 Oh, I found it in the back so I was-- get out. 527 00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:58,550 There you are, like a Captain at the helm of his ship. 528 00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:00,780 Oh, Marissa, stop. 529 00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:04,050 Here, let me rub some cream on your wart. 530 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,490 Oh, that'd be nice. 531 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,590 Mom, are you down here? 532 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,990 I-- aaaaaah! 533 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,960 Freddie--Freddie, oh, my baby. 534 00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:13,160 Are you all right? 535 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,700 Oh, no. 536 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,070 Hey, don't get any blood on my floor. 537 00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:19,000 My son is hurt. 538 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,470 What's wrong with you? 539 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:24,510 For one thing, I got a wart that needs cream on it. 540 00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:26,070 Freddie may have a concussion. 541 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,240 Oh, come on. 542 00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:28,880 We don't have time for this. 543 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:31,510 Our dinner reservations are in 20 minutes. 544 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:34,120 Well, you'll just have to go without me. 545 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:37,390 Yaaaaagghh! 546 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:37,950 Freddie. 547 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:38,490 Oh my gosh. 548 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:39,550 Are you okay? 549 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:40,660 What happened? 550 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,260 He fell down the stairs probably because of these 551 00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:44,590 open-toed shoes. 552 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,060 Oh, you're probably right, oh. 553 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,530 Girls, help me get him to the elevator and up to the apartment 554 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,830 so I can take care of him. 555 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:50,330 Oh, OK. 556 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:50,930 We got him. 557 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,840 What about me? 558 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:57,770 I am sorry, Lewbert, but you are a mean, nasty man. 559 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:03,040 I cured your body but I can't cure your hideous personality. 560 00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:04,810 Wait. 561 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,050 Can I at least get the recipe for your fish loaf? 562 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,280 Come with me, Freddie. 563 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:12,120 Oh. 564 00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:12,920 Wait. 565 00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:17,690 Who's gonna rub cream on my wart? 566 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,830 Would either of you girls-- gross. 567 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,030 Eww. 568 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,970 Oh, whatever. 569 00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:25,630 [Music] 570 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,940 Stay. 571 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:37,310 Hey. 572 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:40,780 Who are you clowns? 573 00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:43,790 Porkchop. 574 00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:45,150 You the doorman? 575 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:46,520 Yeah, I'm the doorman. 576 00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:49,360 What of it? 577 00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:51,360 Oh, hey, hey, what's goin' on here, fellas? 578 00:22:51,361 --> 00:23:01,361 579 00:23:01,411 --> 00:23:05,961 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0